I am an adult remix of a child prodigy youth.

I was smarter than most of my peers but couldn’t stand the other gifted (read: intellectually vain and socially retarded) kids in my classes.

I have survived this, as well as the attempt to self-fund my college education.
Apparently scholarships don’t apply to smart kids who got into lots of trouble growing up.
And Uncle Sam doesn’t particularly care how smart you are or how invaluable you will be to the post-grad workforce if you have crappy credit.

So have fun, campus crawlers, pissing away your parents’ disposable income on beer pong, nose candy and auditions for pregnancy.

When you flunk out of 13th grade and have to sue to get your antics removed from Youtube while you’re rethinking your future in rehab, I’ll be right here waiting to take your seat in class.

Until then I will continue to have a lot of joyful eccentricity in my life.

I have (the rest of) it all: A job I love with animals and holistic medicine, a wonderful cast of friends who bless me every day,  a safe and happy home, an awesome mom, great food and music, and most importantly a healing experience with God.

Here in this blog are my politics, my opinions, my cut-throat humor, my passions, and my integrity.

Have fun and remember: It’s all in good fun, even the bad times. Live, love, learn and pass it on.